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slapping:

do you ever just want to sit outside with someone and talk all night because i do

fake-mermaid:

i feel sorry for the kids who didn’t grow up in the high school musical era like damn you really missed out

A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

babewithbrainz:

 

tbh girls’ generation was one of the groups i never thought would lose a member



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