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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

rnedia:

i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun

babewithbrainz:

 

tbh girls’ generation was one of the groups i never thought would lose a member

Some Even Better Questions (pls) 1 What do you regularly do before bed?
2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
10 Who are your top three idols?
11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
16 Favorite video game?
17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
26 What was your first kiss like?
27 Favorite curse word(s)?
28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
34 Do you like your name?
35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
39 How do you feel about humanity?
40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
42 What do you want to do with your life?
43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
46 What state do you live in?
47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
49 What really turns you on?
50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
1.Text her back as soon as you see her messages
2. Don’t lie to her
3. Don’t let her fall asleep without telling her you love her
4. Don’t let her fall asleep mad
5. Don’t make stupid mistakes
6.Call her and say you love her at least once a week
7.If you can both work your schedules around a skype date then do it
8. Plan to visit her
9. Don’t get mad at her for dumb things
10. If you have a reason to be upset with her then talk about it & work it through
11. Listen to her,anything she says is important
12. Remind her of how beautiful she looks when she smiles
13. Don’t build walls between you two
14. Trust her enough to tell her how you really feel
15. Make her remember she’s yours every time you kiss her
16. Long distance is a test & it’s up to you to get that A+
17. Show her songs/poems/anything that reminds you of her
18. Call her baby,babe,sweetie,beautiful etc. all the time
19. Don’t break her heart
20. Hold her hand in public no matter who is looking
21. Make love to her as if it was the first and last time
22. Don’t take her for granted
23.Be spontaneous when you take her out
24. Hold her tight when she cries
25. Love her with every breath of your existence
– This how you keep her (via all—0ur—bruised—b0dies)


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